Explaining the part of Canada I live in to Canadians who live in other parts of Canada, namely the more interesting ones that a person actually enjoys living in, can be a somewhat challenging task.

“So how are you enjoying the fall colours?”
“You mean the brown? I suppose it’s okay.”
“No, the beautiful leaves, aren’t you enjoying those?”
“Most of the trees went bald over a week ago, there are no leaves.”
“Like, none at all?”
“There is a smattering here and there, but that’s it.”
“That has to make landscape photography challenging.”
“Yup.”
“Uh, why do you live there?”
Why indeed.

This is a cell phone snap. Ain’t nobody wasting a good camera on this shit.